KABRISTAAN

Samaaj mera kabristan Mera lal lower dekhe bole chapri style Gyaan pooche ni saadhu ki jaat puchta hai Mere sawal sune, Shiv bane Saanp soonghta hai Dekh ke chipkali inka to baap koodta hai Or ye bane gangster to baap soodta hai Beta failata pankh to fir baap udta hai Sunny rakh deta paanv to phir raakh udta hai Karta hoon baatein kam , kaam jyda tabhi mile roz fal , hoon mai roz aam khata Hard tu to naam ka tha Baatein teri gram me ho , Awaze killon me jab bhi peeke jaam aata Calm aata nahi mere kaam , har shaam , hota shant , Kyuki yaar , sunny hai mera naam Kalakaari hai mera jaam Taarifen tere pas rakhle tu chahe par sungea hi mera naam Sunnyoneight Mujhe pehchana ? Dedh shana nahi ,Dhai shana Khaali khaata home made great khaana Hoon mai arjun Mera har ek pe nishana Or har koi flat Mujhe maza nahi aata Mai baarish me hou geela Chahe pas me ho chaata Mujhe khaana hai samaaj Tabhi gutka ni khaata Tabhi pee raha ghoont Or badha raha bhookh Mai reh leta bhookha Mujhse manga nahi jaata Meri saadhna ko buri tarah dekh rah tha vidhata Uski aankhein kari band , ab vo taras hi ni khaata Meri soch yahi par ki mai seh lunga sab Galat kaam ka niwala apne ander hi ni jaata Dhik tana dhik tana dhik tana Chipkali haath pe thi Phir bhi mai cheekhta na Or tidda tha muh pe tha Phir bhi mai hilta na As a tailor mai Boring kapde silta naa Bolta esi style to tu kahi or jaake sila Uska itna khulta muh jisme ban jaata killa Or hoon mai vaise raja par plot ni pasand aaya To toilet karke vaha mai fal fruit deta khila Woah woah Chote bhai sab Bade bhai nil Bade hai plot Chota hai dil Khilata mai full pet Bhar deta bill or mota hota pet to vo le lete pill Phir fayda hi kya mere fried rice ka Meri far seeing eye sight ka Maine kaha usse truth usne bye bye kaha Meri maths kamzor usne pai pai ka rakha hisaab Meri dasha kharab thi Ek mint ruk mai karu pishaap Ab tum kahoge maine haath hi ni dhoye Abe haath vaath chhod maine paap bhi ni dhoye Meri baaton ko sunke the kehte kabeer Mohe man bhaaye khoob oneight Sunny ke dohe Money ko roye ya apni banni ko roye Meri baat maan tu laakh hai chavvanvi ko roye Mai khol raha thela mera Sunny ke pohe Uski secret recipe vo jo hath nahi dhoye Dur phitte muh Hum kare tyaa Vo karte peekaboo Baki farak ni kuch bhi