Jiju Ki Saali

Yeh kahaani hai har us Jiju ki Jiski Sali… kabhi dushman, kabhi dost, Kabhi toaster, kabhi roast! Chalo shuru karte hain… Jiju ki Sali, aadhi gharwali, Nakhre bhi uske, poori bawali! Pyaar se dekhe, phir ghoor ke gali, Lagta hai jeevan ki yeh asli sawaari! Jiju ki Sali, aadhi gharwali, Credit bhi leti, blame bhi daali! Dil pe raaj kare, bolti niraali, Yeh toh Jiju ki full-time taali! Aaya tha dulha ban ke king main, Phir bhi bhai, third wheel-ing thing main! Sasural mein sirf do rule mile, 1 – Sali always right, 2 – Rule 1 follow still! Ladkiyon ka gang, ekdum fatal, Meri biwi bhi ban gayi neutral! Par dil se toh main bhi fida hoon Sali pe nahi, uske pizza pe! Jiju bade sweet hain, thode confused bhi, Pehle mujhe dekha, phir chali meri chhoti chhavi! Ankur, Vishu, Abhishek ya Harry – Sali ke aage sab ho jaayein wary! Main hoon Sonu – sabki favourite niece, Jiju-Sali war ka main hi hoon peace! Drama ho ya pulao disaster, Family reel ka main hoon master! Sali! Sali! Sali! Sali! Sali! Sali! Ho-o-ohhh! Jiju ki Sali… aadhi gharwali… Drama queen bhi… poori dilwaali… Lekin jab hans de, sab kuch bhula de, Jiju bhi keh de – “Mujhe Sali chahiye do-do taali!” Jiju ki Sali, Jiju ki jaan! Saas bhi kahe – kya solid plan! Family full-on, no time khaali, Life ho toh ho, with ek Sali wali